English-Hellenic Dialogues

Now that I 'm leaving for the UK, I thought it would be nice to help any English people who are planning to visit Greece. So, here's a few expressions you might find useful to be able to say in Greek- I 've converted them to English words, to facilitate their learning and utterance.

-Tea Sleep For Us
(what underwear are you wearing?)

-Top So Lucky
(the little prickie)

-Tea Can E Fruits Fruits
(What is this scratching noise?)

-Woos Tar Is Tap Pay?
(Do you like pricks?)

-Ness Stink All Are Ass Sue!
(Yes, in your fat arsehole)

-Pull Off On On!
(jockular: a toss; accompanied by gesture)

-Yacht E Pea Yes Malus Adress?
(Why did you fuck with other men?)

-Moo Class M Adress!
(I made him pee his pants)

-Pus M Or E?
(Bitch, where are you?)

-Tick It Ass Sun Mall Lack Ass Re?
(Whachoo looking at like a malakas?)

-I Wham Is Sue!
(Go fuck yourself)

-Poo Top Ass?
(Where are you going with this?)

-Me Mess Altar Is Toe Ra!
(Are you trying to drive me crazy?)

-Yacht E Fern SS Am All Lack Ass?
(Why are you behaving like a malakas?)

-Is A Moor Loss?
(Are you crazy?)

-Tea Pot All Lo?
(Anything else?)

-Tea N No Is?
(What do you mean?)

-Back Khali Are Ross Pass Toss
(salted cod; local delicacy)

-Tea Bee Tea Bee Die Tea Bee Die Tea Bee Die
(the chorus of a popular song)

-Tea Annoy Sea Yes Enough Test?
(what nonsense is this?)

-Matt E Can Is Toe Ra?
(what do yu think you 're doing now?)

-Poop On Eyes?
(where do you hurt?)

-Fa Tonne Eh!
(eat it)

-Tea Too Can Is?
(what are you doing to him?)

-Pour Thee Chess
(little farts)

Hope you find it useful! If you have problem with the pronunciations, don't worry. Greeks are great with languages. All you have to do is talk loud and clear, and they will know what you mean, eventually.