Monday, February 14, 2005

And for that, there are two kinds of TS you can be.

Five transexuals are on a raft, in the middle of the ocean.Suddendly, they see a bottle floating in the water.They fish it out, uncorck it and a geenie comes out. He starts counting them under his breath: "one, two, three... oh, there's too many of you, so I 'm going to grant you each one wish and one wish only. So, think carefully."

The first transexual in the row, crosses her hands on her chest and says "I want to be the prettiest woman in the world". The geenie grants her her wish- but the last transexual in the raw starts laughing as soon as it's done.

The second transexual is also magically transformed to the prettiest woman in the world and the last one bends double with laughter.

Then the third transexual becomes the prettiest woman in the world and the last one falls down and stomps her feet and hands on the rafts' planks.

Then the fourth does the same and the last one risks to fall overboard, she's laughing so hard.

Then it's her turn. The geenie asks her: "so, what is your wish, o mirthfull one?"

She sits up, dries the teras from her eyes and says: "I want you to turn them all back to men."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish to be a terrible nasty dirty monster...

but i want everyone to love me like i'm the worlds cutest kitten.


can i wish for that ???


my second choice is i want to be gwen stefani with wings, rodent teeth, and better taste in music.

27/5/05 00:56  

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